Obviously he needs a colorful and ostentatious display. Perhaps aome dye for his plumage?
thank god I got whatever’s wrong with me that isn’t the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck
dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you
“do something useful for doomsday prep like learn how to jar vegetables or grow fruits or first aid” ok well im training carrier pigeons so we can continue to communicate long distances. his name will be fax machine.
struggling to phrase this but do u ever experience something or get really into a piece of media genre of music etc and then you’re looking as it’s happening and go Ahh yeah no this is awakening some personality traits that won’t go away for the rest of my life
tbh every sentence in this screenshot is fucking killing me
I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed
These are the sort of people that would lose their life savings to a guy doing three card monte on a street corner if he was wearing a zoot suit and introduced himself as “Vinnie ‘Quickfingers’ Sanchez”.
When someone says something reminded them of you. You know
















